The poor whore game

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HoboForEternity sunset tequila. Dec 7, Stats Ignoring. Red Eye Learned. ed: Feb 12, Messages: Dec 8, Stats Ignoring. So where do I download it? Funny x 1. Funny x 4. ed: Jan 10, Messages: 1, Location: Searching for my kidnapped sister. There is a game where you regularly sent girls into brothel but it's in Japanese, not translated yet. Does it have max. Anal capacity tho? What a time to be alive. Agree x 2 Funny x 1. Violated Heroine does. Brofist x 1. Talby Arcane. ed: Mar 15, Messages: 4, Siveon Bot.

ed: Jul 13, Messages: 4, Dec 9, Stats Ignoring. Felix Arcane. ed: Sep 23, Messages: 3, Dec 10, Stats Ignoring. Good brothels are clean and smell free.

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Is this virgin fantasy version of brothels, by any chance? Agree x 1. ed: Jul 14, Messages: 2, There are so many RPG Maker porn games. Probably more than there are regular ones. Echo Mirage Arcane. Dec 13, Stats Ignoring. Beastro Arcane. ed: May 11, Messages: 6, Shit x 7 Agree x 1 Interesting x 1. Dec 14, Stats Ignoring. Informative x 1 Friendly x 1. Glaucon Cipher. ed: Sep 11, Messages: 1, Mar 15, Stats Ignoring. Last edited: Mar 15, Brofist x 2 Acknowledge this user's Agenda x 2.

Creative x 1 Excited! Funny x 2 retadred x 1. Ismaul Citizen First Class Funny x 2. Deuce Traveler Newfag. Well, at least she's good at math. Also, gotta love that I have "Enunciation" dexterity as it's own friggin' stat.

That's just my random rolls, you see, I have to go on, and see how these rolls actually affect my other rolls, because apparently, having less than Physical Fitness is a penalty to Bodily Attractiveness. So, basically, I now have to copy paste this whole stat table over, and start throwing in a new post-modifier table.

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I can't help but shudder at the thought that when I do later modifiers based the poor whore game gender or age or race, I'm going to have to update these modifiers of modifiers by hand. I was worried about that! It also helpfully informs me that I should be shopping for B-cup bras! Since the "average" appears to be 25" waists, that would be a 19" waist, and 36" hips Then I could snap like a toothpick in a fierce wind. Oh no! Well, hopefully, I can make the bad diseases go away with looks, because my "Facial Charisma", atis apparently described as "Causes Wetness" Spit Take.

The next stat that is unaverage is "Kinetic Charisma", which is the stat for how "pretty I move", and is "particularly important in Dance, Massage, and Sexual Adeptness". Good thing for me, I got aone of my best rolls, in the GoGoEnslavement stat! Anyway, the poor whore game pole dancing stat is described as "Sleek". Oh, and fun fact, the best you can get in this stat, they describe as "Glabrous". I had to look it up, the poor whore game it apparently means "having a surface devoid of hair or pubescence. With Rhetorical Charisma, I have to roll to see if I talk faster or slower than "perfect speed", and rolled high, so I can proudly say my character has an Average Speed Rate ofwith "perfect" being !

With rolls this good, I might actually be tempted to give a damn what this guy considers a perfect rate of speech! Get out your calipers, kids, I want to test this! Anyway, I'm sure this will come decidedly in handy when my character enters a life-or-death Ship-in-a-Bottle making contest! My bad Int roll was on Language! This means I have a Vocabulary Limit! Apparently, since Antidisestablishmentarianism which is a word I learned of in elementary school, specifically because it was funny-sounding and long is so long and the "best" word I can learn with the best score, and the worst scores go "ga-ga", "mom", "horse", "woman", and "violate" only the basics!

Everyone knows that they have a certain set syllable limit that try as they might, they can never cross, but any shorter word is perfectly fine for them. Anyway, with 91 in Language, I can say "Substantial", but apparently, not "Experimental", "Conversion", or "Instantanious". Because clearly, there is a huge gradient in difficulty between learning these words But that's OK, I'll make up for my slovenly inability to understand what "Instantanious" means by wowing them with my maths!

Hell, yeah! Fear the power of my hypotenuses, bitch! Oh, wait, can I say "hypotenuse"? I don't know, that word is fairly substantial. Analytic doesn't have anything funny to go along with it, which is too bad, because it's one of my best rolls. I wish it would tell me how big an object I can ponder, or something similarly absurd. But that's OK, because Spacial doesn't let me down!

It tells me how many pieces can be in an object I am thinking about. Anyway, I get to think of a piece machine, while a normal Spacial person can only think of I'm not sure how that works. Frankly, I'm not sure of many things less complex than a friggin' airplane or imbedded circuitry that really needs "Objects of Assembly", but whatever. My drive means that I'm only slighly less lazy than an average person, so I spend "15 hours a day relaxing", and I get back 1 of those Life Points. A whole bunch of nothing interesting, but my last Wisdom stat, Reflection, tells me that my first memory was from Age 2.

Anyway, this is a huge chunk of text, so I'll post this now, and go on with it later. Yeah, well, you take a penalty for being an infant to your Reflection score, meaning that you remember EARLIER in your life the older you get, while you aren't going to be capable of remembering anything above your age until you hit at least puberty! OK, new chapter, new post. I'm helpfully informed that since I am going to be playing a woman, I am more likely to be moved to tears.

Since I am reading the bible of misogyny, the FATAL rulebook, I will not disagree that women are probably going to break out in tears reading this shit. Apparently it goes on to say "Women are more wakeful, shrinking, and difficult to rouse to action. Are they just making stereotypes up off the top of their head, now? Because, you know, people's bodies are rated in attractiveness on completely the same scale regardless of gender. That might make sense if everyone was bi, but considering "gay" is the worst setting for vocal charisma, I highly doubt that would play into such a homophobic game.

If this keeps up, I'll be able to remember my repressed memories from when I was 1 year old! Meanwhile, I take another whopping to Strength, -5 Physical fitness, -3 spacial, -2 drive because women are lazy? Anyway, that messes with some things. I think dropping my Physical Fitness below also drops my bodily attractiveness down some, as well, so yay, I've got to go back and do some crap with those awful tables again.

Later, though, I'm sure it will bounce around some more. I'd also like to point out the beautiful artwork on these s that consist of a box that says "Artwork Here" in it OK, now it goes on talking about how inferior women are in society, how menstration is a punishment from the gods, that their place is in childbirth, and I should be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen getting my husband some sammiches. I could express shock and horror at this point, but I don't think this is any kind of surprise that I found this here. OK, according to my roll, I'm some kind of Fair Elf, which is obviously better than everything else.

And I'm not kidding when I say better, because I take another major hit to strength, but everything else is all up, up, up for elves. Apparently, that means I love wine Oh no! My vomit resistance is low! It also means I can't grow older than Young Adult. Oh, and apparently, common names are "Ylfe and Ynglie".

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